BCCI v ICC

Is it any coincidence that after my last post, the BCCI has suddenly developed a pair of these.

I think not, just like all of you who have been following my blog, the BCCI also gets it. You all come from a long line of it-getters. Finally the Cricket control authority in India (BCCI) has woken up to its financial clout and ready to take on its International parent cricketing body (ICC). I have been following the events with bated breath. But first a bit of the background:

Issue: Cricket Matches (read Champions Trophy) are scheduled to better suit England (where the ICC is located) and Australia. The ICC schedule for these tournaments dont take into account Indian teams schedule, nor the fact that India's major festivals are on during that time.

So what did BCCI do? Refused to play ball :) so to say. Now why did this make ICC's cojones shrivel faster than the queen can stiffen her upper lip? Because India contributes 80% of the cricketing revenue. What is the upshot of that? If India whont play, no one will watch? After all who wants to watch Australia play South Africa? they are just giving themselves excuses to touch each other.

I had predicted this back in 1997 and my friend said "India will be excommunicated, who will play with India?". Anybody that India wants to! Simple as that. It is obvious with India's popluation and its cricket crazy middle class, India is bound to be the circketing superpower. Now what is wrong with that? WEll for one, Indians are brown which is not the color white, the color of people who invented the game and who still think the Sun never sets on their Empire.

Now with all the racism present in the game (read Darrel Hair, Rudi coertzen etc etc) and then remember how 6 players including Sachin were pulled up in South Africa? For what? Ball tampering? Dravid pulled up for ball tampering? India showed signs of developing some balls but soon enough they shrivelled up and India accepted all the punishments dished out by that bastard South African farmer.

Now with that background lets get right down to the issue:

India is here to stay on the cricket scene. India generates the most money. If England wants to play Australia or Zimbabwe or some other yellow country, they are free to do so.

Did any of you read Mike Atherton's column where he says "It is clear who the Masters (India) are and who the servants are (England)" I have this to say to him "Touche Honkey"

And to Malcolm Speed (ICC's top honcho) who sent an urgent missive to BCCI's Niranjan Shah, I have two words "Bite me"

Thats right bitches, Australia does not, I repeat DOES not have the worlds best team. That is a myth. What they do have is the worlds most devious, disingenuous, duplicitous, guileful, lubricious, shifty, sneaky, underhanded bunch of yellow bedwetters. It is an established pattern, that whenever there is an upcoming tour to Australia, months before the said tour, Australian umpires start pulling up the touring country's spin bowlers for "chucking". Two famous examples rush to mind, Murlitharan and Chauhan. Chauhan was Indian! What did the BCCI under Dalmiya do? Nothing!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it when the Sri Lankans walked off the field to protest Hair. I also love the fact that the Sri Lankan board does not buckle down to the ICC. I respected Ganguly becuase he used to routinely insult the Australians. He would be late for the toss because the Australians were never on time in India. He took off his shirt in Lords! I love dhim for that. He was the first Indian captain with balls. Does any one remember what happened to Chauhan? He helped us win that match back when(?) with a well timed 6 and he was pulled for chucking in that match. Then referred to committees and then sub committees and he lost his confidence, his form, everything! I cant believe we let the Australians do that. If that doesnt work (like Murlitharan's case) the Australian media drags his name through mud. Last tour, Howard made a disgusting comment about his action. The Prime-Fucking-Minister of the witless, bed wetting, cant-seperate-from-the-british-commonwealth Australians stoops low enough to comment on the bowling action of a visiting team's member. Or do ANY of you remember that Harbhajan was fined 2000$ for bringing "dirty sneakers" in the country by Australia (or was it new zealand?). And instead of treating the australians the same way, we pander them. Do any of you remember how Shane Warne (yes the same match fixing, son of a bitch Shane yellow Warne) made the Indians fly his "green peas" from Australia because he did not like Indian green peas. WHY? Or do you remember how Hansi Cronje beat!!! YES BEAT Avi (Indian Cricket Official) in Mumbai when Jadeja was screwing their bowling? THIS HAPPENED IN INDIA! I would have burned that worthless piece of crap instead of garlanding him. But again, India and Indians did not have balls back then.

So finally BCCI seems to have grown themselves a pair..... Today Speed meets Sharad Pawar. I hope Pawar doesnt tuck his tail between his legs. Speed should be made to grovel and then escorted out of the country.

A New World Order is setting in and the British can suck it up.


Again I am not preaching hate against anyone (except racism and racist pigs who control ICC).