Baggy green is just a fancy word for yellow

So Ricky's whiny ass losers played with 15 men, 12 players 2 on field umpires Bucknor/Benson and the match refree Proctor. I mean come on!!!! Here is an excellent article detailing how the umpires screwed India out of the match.

 This blog will only cover the issues that seem to have been missed. 

 Let me begin with saying that the third umpires job is to sit on his ass and look at a tv replay until he fucking gets it right... And Oxenford just didnt get it right. Are you fucking kidding me? He had all the time in the world.. Everybody in the world except him saw that the batsman's feet were off the ground. Fuck Oxenford. If he is truly as incompetent as he would like us to believe, he should get a vasectomy and never ever reproduce. I mean come on... Are you shitting me? You have to do only one thing and you could not do that right even with the aid of technological marvels known as 'replay'. You keep replaying it until you get it fucking right. Fuck you Oxenford.. crawl back into the hole you came from you are a disgrace to human intellect.

 I wont elaborate on the umpires decisions. Lets just say that if thats the best umpires ICC has, then we should all stop playing cricket until we find one Official with an IQ of at least a shoe. Or at the very least that of a mammal. They should be skinned alive, then drawn and quartered then have the pieces arrested and then they should really get it. Maybe boil the pieces in sewer water and feed it to the australian team.

 Lets get to the core of the matter now... What business does BCCI have sending a fucking team to Australia when they cant ensure their safety, their well being and their careers. Are you kidding me? Bhajji being a racist? Racism was invented by these honkeys... And tell me what is wrong with calling a monkey monkey? I think it is the simians who should protest vehemently against comparing them with a crude uncivilised creature known as the typical australian cricketer.

 Heres the pictures.. Points for guessing which one is the civilised ape and which one is the australian cricketer.. 

 Now that that is out of the way... Tell me what the fuck are we going to do besides protesting and lodging "strong" formal protests... Are we going to show some balls and ensure that we not only get Proctor/Benson/Bucknor/ Oxenford clique sacked from international cricket AND seriously fuck with australia's happiness.. What needs to be shown is typical aggression.. instead our leaders are busy showing "utmos displeasure". Is that how you react to someone trying to rape you? Are you fucking kidding me? Screw with the aussies happiness.. show up for toss 30 mins late.. ensure that plays stops everyday for at least 30 mins ... bowl 2 overs every 10 mins.. appeal EVERY FUCKING BALL... and finally... ENSURE THAT AUSTRALIA KNOWS WHO OWNS CRICKET... get their balls to the walls and fuck their happiness... I mean come on... when will we show our balls? Remember you have to crawl to look a snake in the eye...

 Lets see what the future unveils...