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Friday, January 27, 2006

BCCI v ICC

Is it any coincidence that after my last post, the BCCI has suddenly developed a pair of these.

I think not, just like all of you who have been following my blog, the BCCI also gets it. You all come from a long line of it-getters. Finally the Cricket control authority in India (BCCI) has woken up to its financial clout and ready to take on its International parent cricketing body (ICC). I have been following the events with bated breath. But first a bit of the background:

Issue: Cricket Matches (read Champions Trophy) are scheduled to better suit England (where the ICC is located) and Australia. The ICC schedule for these tournaments dont take into account Indian teams schedule, nor the fact that India's major festivals are on during that time.

So what did BCCI do? Refused to play ball :) so to say. Now why did this make ICC's cojones shrivel faster than the queen can stiffen her upper lip? Because India contributes 80% of the cricketing revenue. What is the upshot of that? If India whont play, no one will watch? After all who wants to watch Australia play South Africa? they are just giving themselves excuses to touch each other.

I had predicted this back in 1997 and my friend said "India will be excommunicated, who will play with India?". Anybody that India wants to! Simple as that. It is obvious with India's popluation and its cricket crazy middle class, India is bound to be the circketing superpower. Now what is wrong with that? WEll for one, Indians are brown which is not the color white, the color of people who invented the game and who still think the Sun never sets on their Empire.

Now with all the racism present in the game (read Darrel Hair, Rudi coertzen etc etc) and then remember how 6 players including Sachin were pulled up in South Africa? For what? Ball tampering? Dravid pulled up for ball tampering? India showed signs of developing some balls but soon enough they shrivelled up and India accepted all the punishments dished out by that bastard South African farmer.

Now with that background lets get right down to the issue:

India is here to stay on the cricket scene. India generates the most money. If England wants to play Australia or Zimbabwe or some other yellow country, they are free to do so.

Did any of you read Mike Atherton's column where he says "It is clear who the Masters (India) are and who the servants are (England)" I have this to say to him "Touche Honkey"

And to Malcolm Speed (ICC's top honcho) who sent an urgent missive to BCCI's Niranjan Shah, I have two words "Bite me"

Thats right bitches, Australia does not, I repeat DOES not have the worlds best team. That is a myth. What they do have is the worlds most devious, disingenuous, duplicitous, guileful, lubricious, shifty, sneaky, underhanded bunch of yellow bedwetters. It is an established pattern, that whenever there is an upcoming tour to Australia, months before the said tour, Australian umpires start pulling up the touring country's spin bowlers for "chucking". Two famous examples rush to mind, Murlitharan and Chauhan. Chauhan was Indian! What did the BCCI under Dalmiya do? Nothing!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it when the Sri Lankans walked off the field to protest Hair. I also love the fact that the Sri Lankan board does not buckle down to the ICC. I respected Ganguly becuase he used to routinely insult the Australians. He would be late for the toss because the Australians were never on time in India. He took off his shirt in Lords! I love dhim for that. He was the first Indian captain with balls. Does any one remember what happened to Chauhan? He helped us win that match back when(?) with a well timed 6 and he was pulled for chucking in that match. Then referred to committees and then sub committees and he lost his confidence, his form, everything! I cant believe we let the Australians do that. If that doesnt work (like Murlitharan's case) the Australian media drags his name through mud. Last tour, Howard made a disgusting comment about his action. The Prime-Fucking-Minister of the witless, bed wetting, cant-seperate-from-the-british-commonwealth Australians stoops low enough to comment on the bowling action of a visiting team's member. Or do ANY of you remember that Harbhajan was fined 2000$ for bringing "dirty sneakers" in the country by Australia (or was it new zealand?). And instead of treating the australians the same way, we pander them. Do any of you remember how Shane Warne (yes the same match fixing, son of a bitch Shane yellow Warne) made the Indians fly his "green peas" from Australia because he did not like Indian green peas. WHY? Or do you remember how Hansi Cronje beat!!! YES BEAT Avi (Indian Cricket Official) in Mumbai when Jadeja was screwing their bowling? THIS HAPPENED IN INDIA! I would have burned that worthless piece of crap instead of garlanding him. But again, India and Indians did not have balls back then.

So finally BCCI seems to have grown themselves a pair..... Today Speed meets Sharad Pawar. I hope Pawar doesnt tuck his tail between his legs. Speed should be made to grovel and then escorted out of the country.

A New World Order is setting in and the British can suck it up.


Again I am not preaching hate against anyone (except racism and racist pigs who control ICC).

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Deballification of India

Now I promised people I would write about Australia but I have never been good about keeping promises, have I? Additionally I had promised to present the research behind my opinions, but I realized why research? Especially when saying it so much simpler... So you are on your own, if you doubt any of my opinions, please google it and if you still think it does not add up, it probably is not true and I made it up. I used what is given to every born artist, artistic license. So if you are willing to suspend your disbelief and listen to some truth....

I just saw "Munich". It was thought provoking and also saddening. The story is about the 1972 Olympic hostage situation in Germany and how Israel handled it. After 11 of their athletes were killed, they spent several millions to kill the 11 people behind the attack. The movie then captures the story of a group of people who are given unlimited funds to kill the perpetrators. Now the movie is silent on who(the British) actually created the problem. Who went around the world redrawing maps. I did not expect an American to exposeBritish Hypocrisy... But that is a topic for another blog. Believe me, it would be fun to know that London was looted by all the countries that Britain looted, the queen is paraded naked in a Hutu village and made to grovel before being sent to Australia which itself is nuked off the planet. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to know that England has been cut into 100 little countries that will keep fighting with each other for the next several generations. After all Churchill did it. But this post is about India... So lets get down to it.

Now why should every Indian watch this movie? It will make you realize how successive Indian generations (since the 1200s barring a few handful people) have lacked the testicular fortitude (aka the balls) to protect our land. India lost its balls when Emperor Ashoka laid down his arms after a victory in battle defending India (in the BCs) and converted to Buddhism. That is when India lost its balls. To be ashamed of killing your enemy in defense. India lost its balls when Rana Pratap let Ghouri live, not once (as is the popular belief) but 17 times! before he came back the 18th time along with his other Arabian cronies and killed Rana and plundered India. India lost its balls when Gandhi was born. India lost its balls when Indira died. She had more balls than all our other prime ministers (before or after her) put together. 14 days before her assassination, she had made plans to attack Kahuta where Pakistan's nascent atomic program was taking shape. Thats right boys and girls, AQ Khan was playing with his nuclear toys. Pakis were making a lot noise because they anticipated an Israel (Israel routinely and pre-emptively bombs its neighbors to keep them in control) style attack. The Americans of course were with the Pakis and lo and behold, after Indira nothing got in their way. They built themselves a nice bomb and they not only built it, they supplied it to Iran, North Korea etc. Now of course there is lots of talk of the Paki bombs being actually Chinese made and so are their Hatf missiles purported to be nothing more than modified M-11s. Bush is sleeping with the enemy when he turns a blind eye to the people who have REALLY threatened world order by selling nuclear weapons to everyone else but IRAQ. Thats right all you rednecks living in Texas, Crawford is missing its idiot! There are ameoba on Saturn who have more IQ than he will ever have.

But I digress. This blog is not about American hypocrisy and how it hurts eveyrone including themselves but it is about what are we, as Indians doing to make sure our borders are safe? NOTHING!!!!!!!!

During the 1962 chinese agression, MS Aiyar (the current Petroleum Minister) was busy raising money for the chinese war effort. The Left parties (aka CPI and CPI-M, CPI-ML and all those low lifes) were busy preparing for the Red Revolution. And today these people are ruling India in 2006!!!!!!!!!!!! Democracy you are such a bitch!!!!!

What happened to Azhar who was released by the Indian authorities in exchange for the hijacked IC814 plane and flown to Taliban occupied Afghanistan? He went to Pakistan, dared Indian government to touch him and then helped plan th 9/11 attacks. Now I know what you are thinking, serves the Americans right for ignoring what we have been saying since 1982! But thats where you are wrong.... What have we done besides only complaining and whining? Why do we release men like Yasin Malik? Why do people like him openly advocate Pakistan and not be afraid of being incarcerated for treason? Because our government has neither the will nor the balls to do anything.

Now that we have established we dont have balls, you may ask me, why dont we have balls? Well the answer is simple. What is your identity? Can you tell me? What do you mean when you say "I am an Indian" what is Indian? Gautam Budha was an Indian and a pussy. So was Akbar and Aurangzeb. Both were Mughal bitches. Are we proud of these people ? NO! We need a strong sense of identity. Now dont get me wrong, I am not advocating Hitler type identity and motivating people through hate. I am talking of a sense of identity in the fact that India was the cradle of human civilization. Our values are thousands of years old and no Arabs or pakis or chinese are going to come anywhere near to achieving the greatness our civilization had achieved back in the 6000 - 1500BCs. Why can the Arabian Nights talk of 'Hindoos being lower than humans and fit to be stoned to death' ? Because we dont respond in kind. Now dont get me wrong, I dont care what Arabs tell their young-uns to put them to sleep. My point is why dont we ban this book instead of banning Satanic Verses?

Our democracy and value system has been hijacked by the same type of people who have hijacked the American democracy (Cheney, Karl and Rumsfeld), self serving bitches, except our politicians come with an added qualification of being spinless bed-wetters....

We desperately need heros like Shivaji, Bajirao Peshwa, Savarkar, Nathuram, Sardar Patel, Bhagat Singh, Swami Ramdas etc etc. See we dont have a dearth of heros, but all these people have one thing in common, they exist in the past and they are hidden away from you by the Communist (the Marxists) who wrote your history text books. Under Arjun Singh, XI and XII graders are studying heros of the VietCong because these Marxists and Leninists think they are more important than Shivaji. And what do you elite do? Nothing... I am sure none of you will vote in the next election either....

SO until the next time, Mazel-Tov


PS: This blog is not about preaching hate against any particular group of people (except the spinless politicians) but to just present my view of history! Thats right, to quote Colbert "Open wide baby bird, mama's got a big fat night crawler of truth, and Daddy will tell you all you need to know". I am not preaching war against the queen or anyone, just that people get some balls and vote this spineless government out (and while you are at it, God, please impeach Bush, he has killed enough... and yeah kill that prat Robertson.. also while you are at it, throw Tom in prison for the rest of his life... and kill..... ). Now lets see if Pats God kills more Supreme Court judges or if my God kills him first. Oh God! how you tantallize us with your blessings... I tell you people She is such a bitch!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

To blog or to not blog?

Why do people blog?

Is it becaue they crave recognition of their creative faculties? I have read so many blogs with atrocious grammar based on retarded premises (yes I used the R word, this is not disney.... you better lighten up - you and I are going to go a lot farther than that) and apparently little or no knowledge that a spell checker does exist and that it doesn't cost to use it. How else would you explain statements like 'wat i thnk ...' ? Is this the kind of recognition people's inner spirits are seeking?

This blog will be different.... I am not blogging to 'express myself'... I am blogging to tell you all you need to know! So much information is generated today, most of which is crap... I will wade through all the crap that is around and give you what can best be described as concentrated turds of wisdom, if you will. As I mentioned in my previous post, I will not try to give the other 'side'.... there is no other side. I dont see 'right' or 'wrong'... I see what is right and dont need to listen/read/investigate further... It is a gift, what can I say - I am blessed.

Usually there will be a weekly topic 'What is the matter with ....', my rant on yet another thing wrong with this world. And then there will be a topic on the hypocrisy I see and I see too much of it going around (yes that is a gift as well)....

So... To quote Stephen Colbert "Strike up the klezmer and start acting like a man. You are about to get a Truth mitzvah"



PS: This blog is not for you if you are easily offended by sarcasm.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Humble Beginnings

After days of reading rants on the web in my spare time and getting all worked up over reading people's ill-informed opinions on their blogs (which are completely unfunny as well) about issues that are dear to me, I have decided to start my own rant on my own soap box!

This blog will attempt to present well researched opinions and the research behind them. However it will not have the semblance of a 'fair and balanced view', if you cant deal with that, move on. I will read and respond to well thought out comments, not rants.

Here you will find topical information, discussion of contemporary issues and sometimes my rants on things which may be far out there, all packaged and presented in a nice, easy to read sort of semi serious, sarcastic (actually sometimes sardonic) tone.


"If, we are, what we repeatedly do,
Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit." ----Aristotle